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Teeth, the Saga Continues: Pirates and Unicorns

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I've decided it's time to get all the teeth to the dentist. I started with myself. Self-care I need a crown. I've known this for years. YEARS and years. Once, when I was in high school, I bit into an oreo, and half my tooth broke off. I do not blame the Oreo. I never blamed the Oreo. I blame something that I weakened it on before the Oreo. Most of the time I blame basketball because there was some impact there. I remember tasting my front teeth on occasion. They taste bad. Unlike Oreos, which taste very good. After the Oreo incident, I got a filling to temporarily fix the molar. It's probably because I was still growing and that was the recommendation. So, did you know that dentistry has come to a really long way in a relatively short period of time? Dentists a long time ago pulled teeth, cut hair, and amputate legs. Gross and ouch. Despite the reach of technology, turns out I have anxiety when my teeth are getting drilled on. I had a really great...
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Writers Gotta Write: A Writers Retreat

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Once upon a time, I went to Hidden Springs Writers Retreat. First, I called it Hidden Valley Writers Retreat and was corrected after I'd already gathered the cucumbers for dipping. Despite my inability to remember the geographical phenomenon that was hidden, I went. Jenni Moore ensured my safe arrival. The Bear Lake Monsters During the day we had classes, panels, fantastic food, and quiet time. Here's the thing about me and quiet time. First, my headphones don't work on my devices. My phone fell out of my pocket and sort of got run over and is now just is stupid and will only charge with one special charging cable and headphones and Bluetooth don't work. I have one other device. It also doesn't do the headphones thing. My chromebook had an accident with a set of headphones and the little thingy that plugs into the headphone jack is now imperative to the structure of my laptop device. At home, these malfunctions are of no consequence. I can turn ...
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Climbing out of the Hole of Depression

My most read posts are about depression. Isn't that interesting? Why is that? I think it's because we need to talk about mental health. We need to know we aren't alone in our brain illnesses. Either we know someone suffering, or we are dealing with it ourselves. It's nice to know that someone gets it, and is dealing with it, and isn't afraid to talk about it. It connects us and helps. So, I am happy to contribute to that conversation because depression is a big part of my life. It's always there in the back of my life, waiting to take over. I've had some crappy depression recently. Financial stresses, political climate and hard conversations,  increased pressure on me to do more work and around the house, and lack of mental health support in my new land, have all contributed to my dip. It's crazy how fast I can go from fine to super duper not fine. I can go from healthy coping techniques to my brain deciding that hopelessness and disappearing from li...
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Too Young to Die

We shouldn’t be going to friend’s funerals. Because our friends shouldn’t be dying.  They shouldn’t be sick. They shouldn’t have accidents. We’re too young to be widows and widowers. My husband had a friend from high school die this last week. Her name is Jennifer. I had only met her a couple of times when Ian and I were engaged in Provo. She was studying language pathology, and writing a book with her professor? I am not exactly sure, but she was really bright and very driven.   I had a little premonition that she wished she could have dated Ian. They were super good friends from high school. and she was a really great person and dating is hard. Plus, I could have been imagining it. Probably was. Anyway, she found her heart's home a few years later and promptly had five children. Five brown haired beautiful children, who she took hiking and corralled into church and told them  shhhhh  while she gave them cheerios. Then, she got brain can...
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Dog Mom

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I saw a hat at the store with a patch that said "Dog Mom." I really wanted that hat. I thought about wearing it in the pick-up line while I get my kids from school. It would be so cute in the selfies I take with my dog every day.  One day, I will have a hat that says Dog mom, because it is a really fun thing to be. Now I'm about to get controversial. It's a sign of the times. Buckle up for an opinion. People sometimes say that having a puppy is the same as having a child. Those people are wrong unless a) they are really weird dog parents or b) they are terrible human parents. This one is on Etsy. I love dog people. They are good, decent people. I am one of you. I love my dog. I take my dog with me places. I get told that my dog does not belong in places because of her innate doggness. It's a prejudice within society. I get allergies. Don't touch the dog if you are allergic. But she's not hurting you if she's standing quietly by my side on a le...
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Teeth, People.

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In  a couple of paragraphs, I am going to talk about my children't current teeth situations. But first, I am going to tell you about my favorite podcast. I listen to a podcast that I love called My Favorite Murder. It says the f word many times, so don't listen if that bothers you.  If you are into true crime, and funny ladies and clever banter, and don't mind the f word so much? This is a podcast for you! At the end of every podcast we are told to stay sexy and don't get murdered, and the cat Elvis meows wildly for a cookie. One of the stories they told was about a couple who had an affair, left their families, and went to the Gallapagos Island to set up their own homestead. The names are  Dr. Frederick Ritter and Dore Strauch.  The Ritter guy was a doctor,  pulled out his own teeth before leaving to the island so his gums would toughen up. While on the island, his woman's teeth rotted out of her head and they pulled them with gardening tools. Together, th...
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Dear Charles

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Dear Charles, First of all, Happy Freaking Birthday. Sorry I had forgotten your birthday for so many years, but I remembered today. I'll always remember now. Isn't that how it is sometimes? We learn lessons a little late. But, I know you forgive me. There are a few things I wanted to tell you. The kids are all back in school. Kaylee is really excited about earning tokens this year as part of her teacher's behavior reinforcement program. She is saving them until she gets 16 and then she is going to get something really good. Today she avoided washing her hair. Somehow she got in and out of the tub and I didn't get her hair washed. Julie is auditioning for a play next week. Tess just got a new pair of shoes and she is wearing a size 8 now, and she's going to try to get on her school's robotics team. I hope she makes it. She's not sure because she really wants to do photography club, which will also be on Thursday afternoons. That would be great a well, b...
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