Olympic Figure Skating
Gosh I love the Olympics. Right now it is the Winter Olympics. So much snow, and ice, and lycra. I love it for words like "twizzle." I love it for the speed, the beauty, the competition. There is something kind of wonderful about watching countries who have been at war with each other competing peacefully in a global arena. I don't usually have cable, so I am like a kid who doesn't get candy and then goes to my friend's house, and they have candy, so I eat it all. I've been sucked into a black hole of live entertainment. I watch the skaters diligently. The commentators, Tara Lapinski and Johnny Weir, are basically my best friends. We talk about what the ladies are putting down on the ice, and Johnny gives me style advice. There are a lot of things I love about figure skating. I love that it is a miracle. Walking on water. I've tried ice skating twice, and it is impossible. It is against physical laws to balance on those things they call s...